a taste of why you're here.

Yeah. Well, I'm not entirely sure why you ARE here. Just another web page, wasting just another minute of your life. But do you know where blogs originated from? A blog. It's a combination of a web and a log. A web is the thing that comes out of a spider's butt. But we all knew that one. Who's butt does a log come out of? Now that's just common sense, because when a shrub and a tree fall in love (or share the same soil), their offspring becomes a log. Now why a shrub? Well nobody really knows the answer to that one.

A web log. Where the heck did a web log come from? Being as I just explained that, we'll move on. A web log can also be referred to as a "personal online diary"....pssssh. As if! I feel sorry for all those losers out there who ACTUALLY believe that blogs are "personal" or "private". Ha, you guys are honestly beyond retarded. Anyone at anytime can randomly get on Google and type in "poop". You're probably thinking that this "anyone" is beyond strange to look up "poop". But it's even stranger when your "private" and "personal" poop-log on blogger comes up in the search results because YOU forgot to make sure that your little blog would NOT come up in any search results.

So now the world knows that you have a "little" constipation problem. Yeah, I'm sure your real happy now. Well suck it up and go eat a raisin.

Beyond the point of "personal" and "private", web logs can also be categorized in "photo" or "video". But who really wants to see you put up a blog of your boring life in motion? No one needs to see you with bedhead. I mean, your life is lame enough as is, posting it in color makes no difference!

Actually, I enjoy watching random people post videos of things. So I take it back. I take it all back. I take so much back that this blog doesn't even exist. Internet doesn't exsist. Your computer vanished. And now your in a tent with all the Native Americans, in Massachusetts. They're staring at you because your reading this out loud. What? You don't live in America? Well, that's just too bad. Now that you've complained so much you got the whole earth sucked into a black hole.

And now you're dead.
And I'm dead.
Thanks a lot, pal.


... annnnnnnnnd that's where blogs originated from!
*special thanks to wikipedia*